August312014

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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captainashlet:

I drew a thing. I started out with a profile of Cindy and then decided to complete the list. And yes, that’s Princess Leia. She gets to be part of my collection. -puts on cool shades-

I’d kinda like to do all the Disney heroines?? I really had fun with these. WE SHALL SEE, SCHOOL IS STARTING ON MONDAY.

Here’s the image not chopped up.

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cutest-kaiju:

damecatoe:

"By far, one of the best scenes in the book is where Kaling writes about the photo shoot she and Office co-star Ellie Kemper did for People’s Most Beautiful issue. When the stylist brought a trailer full of size zero gowns, Kaling found herself crying in the children’s bathroom of the public school where the photo shoot was happening. In the bathroom stall, she discovered a smear of what looked like excrement and a child’s graffiti: “This school is bulls–t!” which made her a) laugh and b) demand that the stylist alter one of the gowns to fit her. In the end photo, she’s smiling in a gorgeous fuchsia dress that the stylist had to rip down the back and alter with canvas. Looking at beautiful Kaling, though, you’d never know. It’s a sweet moment of chubby girl victory.” (via afterellen)

I love Mindy Kaling so much

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“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

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mousathe14:

shawarmababy:

golden-red-heart:

thorhead:

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I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it

But then I realised

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They did

That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.

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That’s sort of why some of the more invulnerable heroes or faster ones wear costumes: Be more noticeable so you can be aimed at and the baddies aren’t firing at the people.

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  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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